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Holiday Gift Guide 2017: For Your Friend Who Likes To Swear Like A Sailor!

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(A word of warning: This holiday gift guide is for mature audiences only!)

We all have one.

Hell, we may even BE one?!

You know, your favorite gal who tells it like it is. No holds barred. Lays it all out there… with a few F-bombs thrown in for good measure. She likes her conversation kicked up a notch (or twenty) with some verbal heat. But, you know her best and behind that sassy and crassy exterior lies a big ball of sentimental mush, who will tear up and thank you profusely for thinking of her this season.

Just don’t f’ing piss her off…

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  1. CROSS STITCH WITH ATTITUDE
    Who better than the baddest of the bad (@badgirlriri) to keep your home inspired in the most unexpected (and inappropriate) of ways!

  2. DON’T STEAL SH*T DOORMAT
    They say Karma is a bitch… I wouldn’t argue.

  3. LATE AF DOOR HOOK
    This one goes out to the girl who is perpetually late and just doesn’t give a f*&%!

  4. B*TCH DON’T STEAL MY FRIES KEYCHAIN
    Use this keychain as a stern warning. You cannot be held accountable for what happens if some unlucky fool decides to take his/her chances.

  5. WTF STATIONARY
    Express true feelings in the classiest of ways with this stamped stationary. Actually, if I sent a card every time I said WTF, I’d be out of stationary pretty quickly!

  6. LET IT GO….
    I think that b*tch Elsa had it right when she said, “Let it goooooo!” We definitely need more of that in 2018.

  7. CLEAN/DIRTY LAUNDRY BAG
    Your laundry may be dirty, but your space will look so fresh and clean with this quirky hamper!

  8. GET SH*T DONE ART PRINT
    This should be everyone’s mantra for the coming year. Imagine how much less annoyed we’d all be!?

  9. CHEERS B*TCHES COASTERS
    … and today, to those celebrating the first night of Hanukkah, L’Chaim Bitches! Let that Manichewicz wine flow.

  10. LET ME FILE THAT UNDER… NAMEPLATE
    Not sure how office appropriate this one is, but I can’t help but laugh every time I see it. Probably, because it’s true!

  11. OH FOR FOX SAKE MUG
    Who knew a cute little fox could be so nasty?! Raise your coffee mugs and let’s toast to the designer of this one!

  12. F*CK OFF MUG
    Not to be outdone, this mug wastes no time and gets straight to the point.

  13. BADASS PRINT
    What’s YOUR definition of badass!?

  14. MAIN BITCH POOCH SWEATSHIRT
    Although there are many b*tches in this world, no one can ever take compare to your “main bitch!” Don’t forget your ride-or-die sidekick this season and treat her to this canine friendly ensemble.

  15. WINE LOVER’S T-SHIRT
    Do NOT get between a girl and her glass of wine. I REPEAT, do NOT get between a girl and her glass of wine.

  16. HAND STAMPED COPPER CUFF
    Choose from a sweet selection of hand stamped baubles to best describe your favorite gal!

  17. THE SUBTLE ART OF NOT GIVING A F*CK
    Does this fit into the category of self-help?!

  18. YOU ARE A BADASS
    Everyone could use a pep talk from time to time. This one just happens to be in bestseller book form and include an assortment of expletives.

What are you f’ing waiting for!? Get shopping!

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